Limey Lang

[Clegg]

CLIVE: I was about to get into the Guinness Book of Records for the longest yardage of snot between one nostril and the wall, and you let me down. And shall I tell you what I'm going to do NOW? I'M GONNA GET THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS TO RECOGNISE ME .....
DEREK:
(laughs)
CLIVE:
..... AS THE NUMBER ONE **** KICKER-IN IN THE WORLD!!" AND I SPREAD HER LEGS APART AND I PUT MY HUGE GREAT NAILED SHOES ON AND I KICKED HER! AND I KICKED HER IN THE **** FOR HALF A ****ING HOUR 'TIL I WAS EXHAUSTED! AND THEN I SAID, "DOLLY! WILL YOU GET A POLAROID OF THAT?!" And the **** wouldn't even get up!

DEREK:
What a ****!

[Southpaw Stinger]

It's time.

Order the attack.

[Left Hook Tua]

It's time.

Order the attack.

"You may fire when you are ready , Gridley."

[Southpaw Stinger]

Monsieur, we must surrender.

[Left Hook Tua]

Monsieur, we must surrender.

ah......

unofficial motto of the modern french army.



their official motto is "where are the americans and british?" i believe.

[CharlesDarwin]

It's still the same ugly trolls posting on my Lang.

[Left Hook Tua]

It's still the same ugly trolls posting on my Lang.

**** off , clegg.

[Clegg]

That's not one of mine.

I'm on the white Russians tonight btw.

'In Hollywood they say there's no business like show business
Well in the pub, Dave said there's no business like the dough business
He's a baker'

[BOLLOCKS]

You're on top of some white Russian beezies right now? Nice.

[Left Hook Tua]

You're on top of some white Russian beezies right now? Nice.

blokes......

his jiu-jitsu gym is cross training with a sambo gym.