Limey Lang

[Left Hook Tua]

I think me and Tua killed Lang.

why? because we were talking about brazilian jiu-jitsu and submission grappling?

nonsense.

laddie and southpaw know more about rear nakeds , north-south and mounting more than most bjj black belts.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

Need that Tua dong,
It may not be long,
But It's thickness plows along,
Amy's Daughter is River Song,
BJJ Talk is so wrong,
Marc Bolan said "Bang A Gong",
Burner is a fecking Mong!

And I'm spent!

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

Received two Red K hits for slagging off Dirrell and Hopkins.

[Clegg]

The best thing since unsliced bread.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

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[Cokezaghe_Loc]

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[Clegg]

Mr Johnson says Zimbabwe's government has been at pains to keep the voters' roll secret but he managed to obtain a copy, which he analysed for the South African Institute of Race Relations.

He notes that, although Zimbabwe's life expectancy has dropped to 49, there were 41,100 voters aged over 100.

He also found that 16,800 people shared the same date of birth - 1 January 1901, while the names of deceased people had not been removed.

Some 230 voters were aged below 18, some of whom were below two years of age.

"If experience is any guide, phantom voters are likely to vote early and often in the next Zimbabwean poll," Mr Johnson said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-13674841

Seems like Mugabe has been taking tips from the Sideshow Bob Roberts episode.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

Life expectancy is almost as bad as Glasgow's.

[Clegg]

Life in a Glasgow-Zimbabwe bordertown:

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

Came across an Exotic Pet Store that sells Vietnamese Mountain Rats.....

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Brilliant. I'm getting one of them.