Limey Lang

[Clegg]

"I ain't try'na brag, but I was bloody good at it"

[Left Hook Tua]

man , in l.a. weapons are almost always involved.

that's how i got my reputation.

one time this MS13 flashed his .45 in his waistband at me and my friends.

i got right in his face , told him to gtfo.

then another time i ran into a group of OBS and their leader pulled a knife out. i shoved him and asked him if he wanted a piece of me.

that's where i got my reputation. the guy that don't care if someone has a gun or knife.


honestly? i wear glasses. during these confrontations i wasn't wearing my glasses or contacts.

i never saw the gun or the knife. i found out after the fact when my friends talked about it.

but i didn't let that get in the way of a nice story.

[Clegg]

Mak says he made you lean back.

I just put on Fast Times.

[Clegg]

'No shirt
No shoes
No dice'

[Left Hook Tua]

Mak says he made you lean back.

I just put on Fast Times.

anyways......

mak knows the truth. he might deny it since those are his friends and his family.

the truth is we won BOTH wars against his cousins and his friends.


his friends would stay outside and just shoot the walls of our pool halls and coffee shops. they wouldn't even come in.

his cousins were worse. they wouldn't even get out of the car.

yeah , hang out of the window and shoot from a car driving 60mph. go wound some bushes and trees.

[Clegg]

He also said yo momma so fat etc.

[Clegg]

Phoebe Cates teaching Jennifer Jason Leigh how to deep throat. They should've practiced at my house!

[Left Hook Tua]

Phoebe Cates teaching Jennifer Jason Leigh how to deep throat. They should've practiced at my house!

yeah but it would help practicing on normal size objects.

[Left Hook Tua]

feck me it's 1am.

i guess i'll show up an hour late tomorrow.

gotsta have me beauty sleep ye know.

[Clegg]

yeah but it would help practicing on normal size objects.

Yeah, mine is pretty big, fair point.