Limey Lang

[Clegg]

Ever been caught wanking, like the guy in that film?

I haven't.

[Left Hook Tua]

Ever been caught wanking, like the guy in that film?

I haven't.

yes. more than once.

the funniest one was when i got caught by my girlfriend.

she woke up and was like "what are you doing?"

she thought there was an earthquake at first.

either my bed shakes at the slightest movement or i was jerking pretty damn hard.

[Clegg]

When was that? Back when RichLoc was a virgin?

[Left Hook Tua]

When was that? Back when RichLoc was a virgin?

i don't even think richie was born yet.

this was like 1994.

[Clegg]

I was hoping you'd say "yes, it was yesterday"

[BOLLOCKS]

[Left Hook Tua]

ahhh...... that was my prime.

16 yrs. old , broke ass hell , no car , still in high school.

dating a hot 19 yr. old thai girl that was out of my league , who was rich , paid for everything and drove me around in her bmw 325i.


now i spend my days kissing ass to brokers and sales reps while trying to explain things to dumb people about a house they can't even afford.

i wish i was back in high school.

[Left Hook Tua]

I was hoping you'd say "yes, it was yesterday"

you're so mean to my little brother.

[Clegg]

I remember when I was a virgin, I used to think the hottest girls were the ones who were slim and had a pretty face. Now I realise a woman like this is much more fun to ****

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_797734a.jpg

[Left Hook Tua]

I remember when I was a virgin, I used to think the hottest girls were the ones who were slim and had a pretty face. Now I realise a woman like this is much more fun to ****

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_797734a.jpg

you're still young.

in a few years , your expectations will drop.

eventually it'll be down to "well she was hot when i first knew her 10 years ago OR well at least she doesn't have any kids".

unless you make the mistake of getting married young......