Yeah, the Salvation Army lass...pretty, very slim but with nice sized boobs, and willing to sleep with an ugly **** who doesn't know how to talk to women. My kind of girl.
For D I watched 'Drawing Flies'. It was made around the same time as Mallrats with a lot of the same cast (Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Reneé Humprey etc.) and is about a group of people going into the woods to stay in a cabin. JL is the driving force behind the trip as he wants to search for Bigfoot.
It's very low-budget and so sometimes the sound quality isn't great. I think Clerks was helped in that respect by being filmed mostly indoors. DF is also black and white and Kevin Smith apparently had some involvement.
I thought it was ok but it seems like the director/writer thought 'hey I just had an idea, let's give it a try over a weekend', and with that in mind I guess it was unlikely to be anything great. It does have some low-key amusing moments, similar to what you'd have sitting around with a bunch of friends, which I guess is what the movie was really.
The version I saw was only an hour long and didn't seem to be missing a beginning or end but maybe something was cut out of the middle as imdb and wiki list the running time as 76 minutes.
Topless women: 0
Man-on-Man rape: 0
Violence: 1/10
Laughosity: 4/10
Overall rating: 5.5/10
For D I watched 'Drawing Flies'. It was made around the same time as Mallrats with a lot of the same cast (Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Reneé Humprey etc.) and is about a group of people going into the woods to stay in a cabin. JL is the driving force behind the trip as he wants to search for Bigfoot.
It's very low-budget and so sometimes the sound quality isn't great. I think Clerks was helped in that respect by being filmed mostly indoors. DF is also black and white and Kevin Smith apparently had some involvement.
I thought it was ok but it seems like the director/writer thought 'hey I just had an idea, let's give it a try over a weekend', and with that in mind I guess it was unlikely to be anything great. It does have some low-key amusing moments, similar to what you'd have sitting around with a bunch of friends, which I guess is what the movie was really.
The version I saw was only an hour long and didn't seem to be missing a beginning or end but maybe something was cut out of the middle as imdb and wiki list the running time as 76 minutes.
Topless women: 0
Man-on-Man rape: 0
Violence: 1/10
Laughosity: 4/10
Overall rating: 5.5/10
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