I was right shocked to discover this fact but it's bleeding true so it is. To prove this lets just have a look at the favourites to win sports personality of the year. Cal****lappy as the fat yanks like to call him is obviously a sheep shagger. Andy Murray is a haggis eating kilt wearer, as is Chris Hoy, and Lewis Hamilton is from Es***, which has been disowned by all respectable englishmen and is therefore no longer a part of England. Plus he lives in Switzerland.
What are we gonna do about this disastrous state of affairs? The sodding sheep shaggers and penny pinchers are making us look bad. I mean jesus, mary and scallop eating joseph, have you noticed that the Welsh teenagers haven't been killing themselves as much lately? That's because Calzaghe is making them feel good about being Welsh. Fuckin' ell eh, what's the world coming to...
What are we gonna do about this disastrous state of affairs? The sodding sheep shaggers and penny pinchers are making us look bad. I mean jesus, mary and scallop eating joseph, have you noticed that the Welsh teenagers haven't been killing themselves as much lately? That's because Calzaghe is making them feel good about being Welsh. Fuckin' ell eh, what's the world coming to...
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