FAO Chunk

[Jambo boy]

Feck off, that ain't her is it?

I'd have to see her wi' no clothes on to fully make me mind up.

[Oasis_Lad]

I'm afraid that is her.

[Chunk..]

What is it with you and pics? can't you use your imagination, slag?

Here be she anyway:

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/p..._event_102.jpg

I dunno how to use a Google search bar. I need to learn.

Why has she done that to herself.

[Oasis_Lad]

It's not just the hair. She doesn't look quite right facially.

I wouldn't be surprised to hear she was hooked on some narcotic.

[Jambo boy]

It's me special sauce she's hooked on, the slanty smile is a dead giveaway. Gingivitis can be a side affect but with an injection of me beef bayonet she should be OK.

[Oasis_Lad]

I fear a boob reduction is the next step.

[Jambo boy]

Hopefully we've caught it in it's early stages. If we both put our trousersnakes together and pray, hopefully she won't become a complete ugly ****.

[Oasis_Lad]

If we fail then she will go on to the next step: She'll announce to the world that she has found God and she'll stop getting her **** out.

Our only hope then is to send Dawkins in.

[Jambo boy]

It may be our only hope, that sexy **** Dawkins has the tools to do the job. She'll never have seen a trousersnake quite like it, the lucky cow.

[Clegg]

Make it a private message then you bellend.

Learn to read kid. The part you bolded clearly states that anyone is welcome to answer.