Best girlfriends/ women/ relationships you ever had?

[i_am_a_champ]

Her name was Cowpat

She was considered a societies reject but i loved her and she loved me

We were like Wayne and Waynetta slob. Complete with the fleas and grime.

She went to have a bath once but couldnt make it out of the tub where she perished.

I will never be the same alpha again