England just won cricket F***ing worldcup!!!

[Sparked_26]

Roy is a saffer and Morgan is Irish!

I know just mentioning all the foreigners,
lol

Curran as well. Another Saffer I think

[Sparked_26]

Smith will bat England into oblivion and there won’t be any draws

Will be a repeat of last Ashes

I’m sure he will stay at the crease the boring f.ucker

[denium]

Smith will bat England into oblivion and there won’t be any draws

Will be a repeat of last Ashes

Smith is such an ugly batsman to watch, horrible technique but I guess it works for him.

Hopefully Archer will brain him.

[Tomjas]

Smith is such an ugly batsman to watch, horrible technique but I guess it works for him.

Hopefully Archer will brain him.

Archer is injured and out for a couple of tests as is Wood

What makes you think that a 140ks novice could hit Smith?

He wouldn’t be in the 5 quickest bowlers

[denium]

Archer is injured and out for a couple of tests as is Wood

What makes you think that a 140ks novice could hit Smith?

He wouldn’t be in the 5 quickest bowlers

Archer isn't injured, he's just being rested for the Ireland test.

He's definitely quick enough to hit a batsman, just ask Alex Carey.

[Tomjas]

Archer isn't injured, he's just being rested for the Ireland test.

He's definitely quick enough to hit a batsman, just ask Alex Carey.

Side strain and out for at least first test

And you do know that the world’s best batsman is a teeny bit better than a guy who bats 7 for his state team?

Smith averages 60 in tests

Carey averages 29 in first class

Light years apart

[denium]

Side strain and out for at least first test

And you do know that the world’s best batsman is a teeny bit better than a guy who bats 7 for his state team?

Smith averages 60 in tests

Carey averages 29 in first class

Light years apart

He's being rested for the Ireland test, there's been no announcement about his participation in the Ashes.

The best batsman in test cricket is Virat Kohli, but yes, Smith is very good, however i predict that Archer will hit him at some point. Maybe not the face, but perhaps break some ribs.

Ponting was the best batsman in the world but he still got brained by Harmison.

[siablo14]

I’m sure he will stay at the crease the boring f.ucker

Nah man. He has a wide array of shots. i saw him make them when he play T20 for Barbados Trident.

[Tomjas]

He's being rested for the Ireland test, there's been no announcement about his participation in the Ashes.

The best batsman in test cricket is Virat Kohli, but yes, Smith is very good, however i predict that Archer will hit him at some point. Maybe not the face, but perhaps break some ribs.

Ponting was the best batsman in the world but he still got brained by Harmison.

Everyone can get hit (I have false teeth to prove it)

Smith averages 60 in test cricket and there’s an argument for him being the 2nd best TEST batsman in history

I actually think Williamson might be best of the rest

[Sparked_26]

Everyone can get hit (I have false teeth to prove it)

Smith averages 60 in test cricket and there’s an argument for him being the 2nd best TEST batsman in history

I actually think Williamson might be best of the rest

Reminds me of a story I heard from a colleague. His dad worked at a firm where they’d have a bit of a corporate jolly and play a boozy game of cricket. Ill advised. But you know, the 80’s.

The bosses wouldn’t play but serve drinks to the wives and whatever watching.

This guys boss has a tray of drinks on the boundary. Guys Dad just absolutely middles one. Boss don’t have a clue.

Drinks everywhere.

Teeth everywhere.