What two items would you pack if you had to stay in the woods for a week?

[PsychoPat]

I would probably pick, timberland boots and a hunting axe. What's yours?

[BostonGuy]

I'd say a box of matches and Scarlett Johansen...

[Robbie Barrett]

Food and water.

[PsychoPat]

I'd say a box of matches and Scarlett Johansen...

Hahahahahaha good choices.

[PsychoPat]

Food and water.

Yeah makes sense, I suppose I overvalued comfortably strolling through the woods in boots with an axe free to do what I want....

[TripleJ]

I would probably pick, timberland boots and a hunting axe. What's yours?

The way you mention boots makes it look like clothes aren't a given. So you'd be running around the woods stark naked with some tims and an axe.

If that's the case I'd take jessica alba and rachel mcadams.

[PsychoPat]

I'd say a box of matches and Scarlett Johansen...

How delightful would a led candle and ru paul be bro?

[PsychoPat]

The way you mention boots makes it look like clothes aren't a given. So you'd be running around the woods stark naked with some tims and an axe.

If that's the case I'd take jessica alba and rachel mcadams.

Clothes aren't a given no bro. Just boots and a axe getting back to nature urinating on tree's marking my territory's. Collecting pheromones to coat hand made spears with etc the normal stuff.

I like your choices but I cant imagine 3 day old forest p*ssy smell is great no matter how beautiful the women look?

[New England]

food and water as long as i am properly clothed.

otherwise water and clothes. you can live without food for a week.

[JimRaynor]

How about the two most obvious, a tent and sleeping bag, assuming you can find food in the wilderness, if not then food and tent.