Originally posted by Beatdowns
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Eminem is not #1 and FAR from it.. not spittin corny sht like ....
"I’m lookin’ at your tight rear like a sightseer / Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea"
"He’s tryin’ to divide us / The ****’s like a cult, but like Johnny he’ll only unite us (/Unitas)"
"’Cause like a dictionary, things are lookin’ up / So much, got a sprained neck, know we would rise up"
"Since I’m manure, she’s a sewer / And this time this piece of ****’s running through her"
"From the first time I saw you, I actually / Said to myself, 'I gotta meet her' (/meter) like a taxi"
"Grab you by the (meow!), hope it’s not a problem, in fact / About the only thing I agree on with Donald is that / So when I put this palm on your cat / Don’t snap, it’s supposed to get grabbed / Why do you think they call it a snatch?"
"She wants a computer lodged in her vagina / Said my dick is an apple, she said put it inside her"
"So let’s get turnt like a shish kabab / Twist it, ma, like an air-conditioning knob"
"I’m swimmin’ in that Egyptian river, ’cause I’m in denial (/The Nile)"
.... i can keep going.. and going.
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