Early Celebrity Crushes

[Santa_]

Oh man, it's gotta be Alicia Silverstone.

[jack_the_rippuh]

My childhood crushes were thick black women. Some of you boys might classify them as BBW. I only saw white women as teachers and nurses. I found joy in looking at thick chocolate butt and the way it moved. I also enjoyed looking at fat black pussy print. You boys might call it a "cameltoe", but I wasn't raised around camels so idgaf about that analogy.

Anyway, the women that I lusted after were not on TV. There are no images to post. You would never relate.

[Tony Trick-Pony]

Jennifer Love Hewitt

This Texas lady all day long. I wrote to her fan club and got an autographed picture.

[Rockybigblower]

My childhood crushes were thick black women. Some of you boys might classify them as BBW. I only saw white women as teachers and nurses. I found joy in looking at thick chocolate butt and the way it moved. I also enjoyed looking at fat black pussy print. You boys might call it a "cameltoe", but I wasn't raised around camels so idgaf about that analogy.

Anyway, the women that I lusted after were not on TV. There are no images to post. You would never relate.

We relate.

[jack_the_rippuh]

As a kid, would you have accepted a kiss on the lips from your childhood crush while she was simultaneously getting fucked right up her dookie-smeared azz...?

[Rockybigblower]

Carol Voderman was every kids crush growing up. Don't deny.

Agreed.
And for the younger viewers...

[Anthony342]

Oh man, it's gotta be Alicia Silverstone.

Oh yeah, me too. Especially when I found out we were the same age.

[Anthony342]

This Texas lady all day long. I wrote to her fan club and got an autographed picture.

I like her. I'd really love her if she ever showed her boobs in a movie. I read she was even offered money at one point for a Playboy photo shoot that she turned down. So the most we have are a couple of photo and video nip slips.

I guess she thought it was okay to do a movie and TV show about a Texas mom who had to jerk guys off to make ends meet, but just not with showing anyone's privates. Seems kind of strange to me. She'll probably be one of those women that shows them way after we want to see them, like after she's 50 and nobody cares. I think Farah Fawcett did and Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. At least those two still looked good. Jullie McCullough did a great one and holier than thou Kirk Cameron had to get her kicked off of Growing Pains because of it.

[siablo14]

My childhood crushes were thick black women. Some of you boys might classify them as BBW. I only saw white women as teachers and nurses. I found joy in looking at thick chocolate butt and the way it moved. I also enjoyed looking at fat black pussy print. You boys might call it a "cameltoe", but I wasn't raised around camels so idgaf about that analogy.

Anyway, the women that I lusted after were not on TV. There are no images to post. You would never relate.

GTFOH, Why you lying?

[James T. Kirk]

I like her. I'd really love her if she ever showed her boobs in a movie. I read she was even offered money at one point for a Playboy photo shoot that she turned down. So the most we have are a couple of photo and video nip slips.

I guess she thought it was okay to do a movie and TV show about a Texas mom who had to jerk guys off to make ends meet, but just not with showing anyone's privates. Seems kind of strange to me. She'll probably be one of those women that shows them way after we want to see them, like after she's 50 and nobody cares. I think Farah Fawcett did and Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. At least those two still looked good. Jullie McCullough did a great one and holier than thou Kirk Cameron had to get her kicked off of Growing Pains because of it.

I thought Cameron was an atheist back then.