Damn I just got friend zoned

[Beercules]

I was friendzone'd by my girl til I was in jail, and my SO/baby momma overdosed and died, dark dark story I know but there is still hope for you maybe Beer. (Just find a dumb girl like your boy PF)

Def wait for her to make contact again though, I shake my head all the time at dudes who text girls they ain't even dating like all day.

Exactly. I'm just going to sit back and chill and my bad about baby momma thays some tough ****

Then the truth is she probably has a mandingo BBC in her throat as we speak. Sorry beerbro

#grouphug

Welp. I have Tinder

[Eff Pandas]

I hope you have a different standard for male friends!!!!

I ain't gay. Gay dudes been banging they friends forever I imagine. Girls just getting on friends dongs in recent times. Girls kinda slow & sh^t.

[boxingfan91]

Exactly. I'm just going to sit back and chill and my bad about baby momma thays some tough ****



Welp. I have Tinder

I gots no luck on tinder, b1tches be duckin and dodgin like im the ugly duckling

[Rudyo]

Exactly. I'm just going to sit back and chill and my bad about baby momma thays some tough ****

I upgraded to a better baby momma, it's all good, thanks doe Beerbro.

[Beercules]

I gots no luck on tinder, b1tches be duckin and dodgin like im the ugly duckling

Trick is just hit up everyone and you'll get something.

[1bad65]

[HanzGruber]

lmao what are you 18.. texting back slow on purpose to not seem desperate, cmon

[Beercules]

I upgraded to a better baby momma, it's all good, thanks doe Beerbro.

Hope it keeps going. You know what? I don't like people.

[Prince Madison]

Shieeeeeeeet.

She texts back slow as hell. (I always do also not to seem desperate)

The first night I met her I was pretty fookin' drunk

She calls me 'hun' I don't even like that but it seems she is trying to be sweet to let me off easy?


Damn I ****ed up I'm not sad or anything, sort of like 'damn'

huns alright, its when they start calling you 'pal' or 'mate' then you know its time to move on. she might like that you were drunk, women like a wild man, might make her want to try and tame the beercules.

[Beercules]

lmao what are you 18.. texting back slow on purpose to not seem desperate, cmon

Yeah? Text back immediately and stay a virgin whitey.