ßringer asked me to do a retrospective of his favourite (favorite, Fat Yanks) fighter, and praise how good he was and still is. Here's a look back at one man's path to greatness and immortality:
2004 - 2009: Marked my certain entrance into the future HOF when I went through a murderer's row of opponents, including household names like Ceferino Victor Daniel Zampatti and Nestor Fabian Sanchez.
2010-2011: Got my first two losses, split decision defeats against a shot-to-**** Zab Judah, and Devon Alexander, a man with a forehead like a snow plough who was almost completely shut out by Amir Khan. However, I'll encourage my fans to say I was robbed on both instances, and the Matthysse train will keep on rollin'....
2013: Comprehensively outboxed by the slick skills of Danny Garcia and made to look a right ****. I think Bringer weighed me down a little, as he was never off my nuts by this point. But I'll study tapes of slick, ATGs like Mauricio Herrera, that'll give me some more ideas for the next time.
2015: Back to my very best, getting an MD against Ruslan Provodnikov, a Russian with down syndrome who blocks punches with his face. Truly I'm the slickest fighter in the world.
2016: Got outboxed by Viktor "Sugar" Postol. Sat on the floor, decided I didn't want any more, did a little poop in my pants and then quit like a prime Versatyle.
2004 - 2009: Marked my certain entrance into the future HOF when I went through a murderer's row of opponents, including household names like Ceferino Victor Daniel Zampatti and Nestor Fabian Sanchez.
2010-2011: Got my first two losses, split decision defeats against a shot-to-**** Zab Judah, and Devon Alexander, a man with a forehead like a snow plough who was almost completely shut out by Amir Khan. However, I'll encourage my fans to say I was robbed on both instances, and the Matthysse train will keep on rollin'....
2013: Comprehensively outboxed by the slick skills of Danny Garcia and made to look a right ****. I think Bringer weighed me down a little, as he was never off my nuts by this point. But I'll study tapes of slick, ATGs like Mauricio Herrera, that'll give me some more ideas for the next time.
2015: Back to my very best, getting an MD against Ruslan Provodnikov, a Russian with down syndrome who blocks punches with his face. Truly I'm the slickest fighter in the world.
2016: Got outboxed by Viktor "Sugar" Postol. Sat on the floor, decided I didn't want any more, did a little poop in my pants and then quit like a prime Versatyle.
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