is my milf neighbor a secret po_rn star or escort?

[John Barron]

pretty sure there's an IMDB style website for **** movies and actresses with pictures.

[Tago Nang Tago]

Did you get binoculars yet

no but thanks for reminding me.

these look sick:

https://www.amazon.com/Bushnell-Falc...rds=binoculars

but damn, $27 dollars!

[Jewish-Reptile]

Send some fückin pictures man, I've probably jerked off watching her movies, I'll name her for you.

If I recognise her I want her address, pronto. Capish ?

[Enayze]

backstory-

i'm pretty familiar with my neighbors to my left, right, front-right, front-left (they're still new to the neighborhood tho), but the mysterious one is the one directly in front. my best friend used to live there until they moved like 3 or 4 years ago. it's a pretty nice house, has a pool and stuff too (unless they've altered it). another family lived there briefly, but i think they got foreclosed or something. then came along this woman and her two teenage kids about a year and a half ago.

from what i and the surrounding neighbors have gathered, she is either rude or prefers to keep to herself. she never waves, says hi, introduces herself of anything of that nature. her kids typically do the same. it's somewhat awkward because it's a small street so when you're outside at the same time it's basically close enough to have a conversation without having to raise your voice by that much. i've never really gotten a good, long close look at her, but i'd say she's probably in her 30s or 40s? she's a total milf though, she has a nice booty and is pretty thick with big tits. she's white with dark hair. occasionally i'll see her in sweats and a wife beater but 90% of the time she's wearing what i would consider a sexy business attire type stuff, something a hot receptionist or assistant would wear. and she always wears high heels too, ALWAYS.

ever since she moved here she's always had a nice car, it's an Audi and always the newest model, same color each time. just last night i saw her park her new 2017 model in the driveway. if i had to guess i'd say it's either an A6 or S6, which start at around 50 G's!

but the most suspicious/telling thing of all is the odd times that she leaves her house. i've caught her leaving at random times throughout the night, but mostly between the hours of 4-5AM. sometimes 3 AM. her bright ass headlights shine through the window and wake me up if i'm not already awake. and yes, she's wearing those sexy outfits even at this time! and the time she comes home varies from day to day. her two sons are likely teens, maybe 15 or so? but i never seen them outside or doing anything really. the only time i've ever seen them outside is when they turn on the sprinklers or take out the trash, or when they walk home from school.

i don't think she has anything personal against us or anything but i do know she hates the neighbors to her left (my front-right). the signs have always been there. i can tell because her neighbors are mexican, so naturally they have 10+ cars and love parking them everywhere on the street. occasionally they park their sedan in front of the milf's house and for some reason that really pisses her off even though it's a public curb. on trash day, for instance, she spreads all 3 trash cans so far apart on the curb, basically telling them to stop parking there. and a couple of times she literally had her son put the trash cans (all 3) to the SIDE of the neighbor's car if it's already parked there. I don't mean in front or in back, but literally the DRIVER's SIDE of their car (blocking entrance into the car), even though she had plenty of room to put it in front of their car.

these are just some observations that i've made, i'm thinking about buying some binoculars and getting to the bottom of this. the end game being me finding out her name, which will lead to her porn name, which will ultimately lead me to pleasuring myself to her videos.

5 star thread, you go get those binoculars and you tell us if she's secretly a vampire.

[Build That Wall]

i'm not really porn star material doe.

the only role i could land would be the guy who sits in the corner jacking off while a BBC ravages her vagina.

What a Cuck post.


WE WANT PICS.

[Tago Nang Tago]

sorry to let everyone down but pics are simply not an option.

she's not outside of her house often enough to snap a pic, nor do i have a high end cameara that would be able to snap a pic of such distances anyway. and i'm not about to pull out my cell phone and take pics of her from across the street, the pics won't be clear and i'm not that creepy.

but here's an update: lately she's been more secretive than usual. she used to park her car in the driveway but now she parks it in the garage. so that's less time she spends outside. i used to see her getting in/out of her car but now i can't.

[Jewish-Reptile]

sorry to let everyone down but pics are simply not an option.

she's not outside of her house often enough to snap a pic, nor do i have a high end cameara that would be able to snap a pic of such distances anyway. and i'm not about to pull out my cell phone and take pics of her from across the street, the pics won't be clear and i'm not that creepy.

but here's an update: lately she's been more secretive than usual. she used to park her car in the driveway but now she parks it in the garage. so that's less time she spends outside. i used to see her getting in/out of her car but now i can't.

Don't be a ****, get some pictures of her posted up in here.

Ask the mail man what her name is, if you're too chicken shyt to break in and steal some mail for us to find out her name.

[Monaco Slim]

sorry to let everyone down but pics are simply not an option.

she's not outside of her house often enough to snap a pic, nor do i have a high end cameara that would be able to snap a pic of such distances anyway. and i'm not about to pull out my cell phone and take pics of her from across the street, the pics won't be clear and i'm not that creepy.

but here's an update: lately she's been more secretive than usual. she used to park her car in the driveway but now she parks it in the garage. so that's less time she spends outside. i used to see her getting in/out of her car but now i can't.

start a go fun me page so we can donate and give you the money to rent her for an hour.

[Willy Wanker]

Where are the pics of this so called milf, niggga?

[DeadLikeMe]

This welfare recipient is up at 4 or 5 in the morning where he can see what his neighbor is up to?