Man living in the city just sucks the life straight out of you

[Szef]

he won't do it again, tho.

Agreed. That was just a one time thing.

You won't do it again righteous.

[2ofEverything]

but now I take the train into work. The commute time is longer (as I'm further out), but it's ALOT less stressful.

this is why marijuana and beer were created...and internet

Yeah bro smoke a joint and take the train. But don't smoke too much or you'll forget to get off.

[baya]

Lol I'm certain he threw it all up after. That is mental.

i'm thinkin' he went clubbin afterwards

[boxingfan91]

You missed the video where he chugged a whole bottle of jack Daniels in about a minute lol seriously.

Lol nah, I seen it

[Willy Wanker]

Agreed. That was just a one time thing.

You won't do it again righteous.

I didn't see it the first time.

He should make another video.

[North Star]

I live in Tokyo, and the trains are super crowded! It is very stressful. There is a gym in my office building and I can shower there.

I punish Japanese people buy jogging to my station, sweating and stinky, then get on the train and apply man stink to all the people who are unwilling to wait for the next train. My wife calls me an axxhole for doing this, but I told her it is not my fault her people have no sense of personal space. Often I eat boiled eggs and oatmeal in the morning, then release my sulfur farts on people that get to close to me.

Usually, I pay the extra 11 $ to sit it the green car.

This summer, I will jog to the station get on the train, and teach these Japanese people that not all gaijin are fun & games!!

Man that's great, Zaroku!

[Zaroku]

Man that's great, Zaroku!

I do what I can. I just attempt to educate them in my own silly way.

[ShoulderRoll]

I live in Tokyo, and the trains are super crowded! It is very stressful. There is a gym in my office building and I can shower there.

I punish Japanese people buy jogging to my station, sweating and stinky, then get on the train and apply man stink to all the people who are unwilling to wait for the next train. My wife calls me an axxhole for doing this, but I told her it is not my fault her people have no sense of personal space. Often I eat boiled eggs and oatmeal in the morning, then release my sulfur farts on people that get to close to me.

Usually, I pay the extra 11 $ to sit it the green car.

This summer, I will jog to the station get on the train, and teach these Japanese people that not all gaijin are fun & games!!

Do the Japanese pervs feel you up on the train?

[Zaroku]

Do the Japanese pervs feel you up on the train?

Hahaha. A few little dudes have tried. But I pushed them away. A few times some hot j girl has rubbed her ass against my boner. I enjoyed that very much.

[STAX ON DECK]

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