I farted and shat myself

[DJ Enerate]

same thing happened to me. i went to a party and got drunk and ate a bunch of cold pork enchiladas. bad mistake. in the middle of the night i ran to the bathroom in an unknown house.
i pulled down my underware but not in time. i was still a foot above the toilet . it spewed all over the toilet seat just before i sat down. it was such a violent sht that the toilet water splashed back on my ass. so i had a dripping ass. so i used....

You seem like a G

Pics?

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Willy wank, I dont need to know **** all to make it on boxingscene. This site is small potatoes. Full of spuds and cucumbers this site is. I will rape you with those said vegetables and you will cry tears of organic veg juice.

I will insert stuff inside your ass.

look at this lil flirt

[DJ Enerate]

look at this lil flirt

Hi Sailor xxx

[Willy Wanker]

This site is small potatoes. Full of spuds and cucumbers this site is. I will rape you with those said vegetables and you will cry tears of organic veg juice.

Lol

Almost poetic.

[Derranged]

Is this DJ Emz?

[DJ Enerate]

Lol

Almost poetic.

Almost?

I'm like a rapey version of Rabbie Burns.

"Awe ye hurt yer finger, poor wee man, so ye got it lost inside a ganton vag, that's really shan"

[DJ Enerate]

Is this DJ Emz?

No, I'm a bossco

[Derranged]

No, I'm rossco the bossco

I will wape your family.

Have you ever crapped yourself at a glory hole? Don't lie.

[DJ Enerate]

Have you ever crapped yourself at a glory hole? Don't lie.

Yes, one glory hole that I know of was wiped downwards. This putrid sluts **** smelt so bad that I crapped on it and smeared it all over her and local kids that I hates faces.

Ken

[Derranged]

Yes, one glory hole that I know of was wiped downwards. This putrid sluts **** smelt so bad that I crapped on it and smeared it all over her and local kids that I hates faces.

Ken

I laughed. Green karma.