Went to a backpage prostitute today. My first time.

[Showtime..]

On you for paying for sex in the indirect way.

I prefer to wine and dine and actual lady beforehand.

[El Malo.]

You traveled 40 minutes (that's gas money) to get head from an ugly prostitute, in a shady motel, with a condom on, it wasn't good, AND YOU PAID 100 BUCKS FOR IT!?

Plus the std he probably got. What a rip off

[Mukuro]

This should be one of those moments in life where you take a good long look in the mirror and come up with a better plan.

[Weltschmerz]

This should be one of those moments in life where you take a good long look in the mirror and come up with a better plan.

It really should, jokes aside. That was pathetic, to say the least.

[Ryannn]

should have just jerked it man.

100 bucks for a bj with rubbers is a rip off. and from a nasty looking hoe no less.

[Willy Wanker]

This should be one of those moments in life where you take a good long look in the mirror and come up with a better plan.

How do we know OP didn't already do that? Maybe he did look into a mirror and getting a backpage hooker was the better the plan he came up with.

[-jose-]

that's one expensive Hummer

[BOXEO _]

Why didn't you just go to the local strip joint like any normal human being?

BJ's in the champagne room cost 50 bucks out by me.

[El-blanco]

How do we know OP didn't already do that? Maybe he did look into a mirror and getting a backpage hooker was the better the plan he came up with.

died

[SterlingStained]

backpage?????

YOU FCKING AMATEUR.

smdh.....