Name that Poster thread

[betmen]

"Thanks heaven somebody made this thread, finally i can mingle with my old crew and regular poster. being in superior position is so lonely. it'll be perfect if da bringer can pop up with his anaconda" who am i??

[BostonGuy]

virgil caine

We have a winner!

[-MEGA-]

A guy from Boston?

[krazyn8tive]

"I just come on here to gobble Floyd's cawk."

Bigdunn? Imdazed? Inkanyamba? Isaac Clarke? Larry?

[Derranged]

We have a winner!

How do you know he's making up stories?

[Derranged]

baya???

No, this would be Baya:

Jeah mang, I left Cooba on boat made of banana peels and leeve een Mee-ami mang.

[Derranged]

A guy from Boston?

Daaah I'm from Bahston. I sound like a friggin dope but I'm really wicked smaht.

[SouthPawHitman]

"I just come on here to gobble Floyd's cawk."

That could be like 10 different posters.

[Wolfie*]

Bigdunn? Imdazed? Inkanyamba? Isaac Clarke? Larry?

All of them.

[Willy Wanker]

I'm a tall, handsome ex-marine, but I'm beta as **** and would get passed around like an open bottle of liquor if I was in prison.