The complete and honest guide to every boxing weight class

[SlySlickSmooth]

[SouthPawHitman]

Have you ever mentioned me in one of your grand tales Annie?

[squealpiggy]

You should post in history section

There's only so many times I can answer threads with "Harry Greb" before it becomes repetitive.

[Sugar Adam Ali]

There's only so many times I can answer threads with "Harry Greb" before it becomes repetitive.

Lol.... We have other topics... But I get your point

[kadyo's]

Who the fuck ARE these twats? I mean, Takashi Uchiyama - **** sounds like a keyboard, doesn't he?

Check this guy out, he maybe the next world boxing superstar from asia.

[!! Anorak]

Have you ever mentioned me in one of your grand tales Annie?

I haven't yet, lad. Post some more details about your private life and I'll tear it all to shreds and call you a **** for it if you like.

[SouthPawHitman]

I haven't yet, lad. Post some more details about your private life and I'll tear it all to shreds and call you a **** for it if you like.

I'll have to do a Lounge Q&A.

[slimshandy69]

Glad to hear you guys are enjoyed this stupid ****. Let's crack on with today's entry....


LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHTS - RING MAGAZINE RATINGS
CHAMPION: Adonis Stevenson
1. Sergey Kovalev
2. Bernard Hopkins
3. Jean Pascal
4. Juergen Braehmer
5. Eleider Alvarez
6. Isaac Chilemba
7. Artur Beterbiev
8. Andrzej Fonfara
9. Nadjib Mohammedi
10. Thomas Oosthuizen


Now, THIS is a good division. And the key to that is that you've got two crowd-friendly (despite a lacklustre 2014 for Stevenson) KO artists who are in the same division, with the possibility of them fighting each other down the road.

Now, granted, the full genius of this looks unlikely to be exploited as Stevenson fucked off to another TV network and Kovalev has expressed no desire to dress up as General Zod. It doesn't matter... we'll probably get to see the bout five years after everyone's stopped giving a shit, where they'll put it on with a crap undercard and call it "fight of the century". But just the POSSIBILITY that it could happen is mouth-watering. That's the joy of a division that's top heavy with two great fighters in it.

Think about it like this... you see a show advertised called "Ten People Beat The Crap Out Of Beercules", and the tickets are just $50. That's only $5 per beating, so you go along, buying some popcorn in the stalls before you check in.

You get in there, and the first eight people are just a bunch of gaylords from the local faggot bar, taking turns to tickle Beercules and give him Chinese burns. You, and the rest of the crowd, shout out "I paid $50 for THIS bullshit?!!???"

But then out come the last two combatants. The dwarf who made Beercules step back, and Beercules's sister - a fresh wine bottle in one hand, mean intentions in the other.

Suddenly you watch as the dwarf curb stomps Beercules, yer boy Beer helplessly looking out for his buddies, as he calls out to friends "hold me back, guys, hold me back", fresh shit pouring down the backs of his legs and filling his socks.

Then his sister joins in, repeatedly using his head as a bottle bank, while Beercules lies on the floor, crying his eyes out and threatening to call the police like a fuggen BETA. When you get out of the show, someone turns to you and asks you what you thought of the first eight contestants. By that stage, you don't even REMEMBER the first eight, you've just laughed so hard you've got to rush home to wash the piss out of your pants.

That, my friends, is the beauty of a division headed by two good men. But it's not all just about them, though. Sure, I've never been a Bore Hard fan - the human mogadon tablet - and these days if I want to watch someone mauling opponents and headbutting them in the face, I've got Andre Ward fights I can see. But take No.8, Andrzej Fonfara. In a multiverse out there, he's just a bolt upright, jug-eared Polish fucktard who put on a better than expected showing against Stevenson and fuck all else. Thankfully we live in a dimension where he made the never-likeable Chavez Jr. say "I think I was winning the fight before I quit like a sissy"... for that alone, the **** deserves a knighthood.

Or what about Jean Pascal? Sure, he's a gas out, and got convincingly outboxed by Carl Froch a few years back. (Being outboxed by Carl Froch... the equivalent of being told you're the most boring **** in the room when you're standing next to Reed holding 100 of his home renovation photos). But the guy's always in interesting fights, and I enjoy watching the ****.

I haven't seen some of the others, such as Artur Beterbiev, with his 100% KO ratio, but that's like a treat in waiting, isn't it? Clearly I don't follow boxing as much as I used to, but here it's like goodies to sample. A bit like watching lesbo porn and someone says to you "you can watch videos where they take it up the arse from a black man with a 10" dick as well"... it's like a whole new world is there, just waiting to be explored.

VERDICT: Good.

White men have bigger clocks than black men on average

[squealpiggy]

White men have bigger clocks than black men on average

At least white men on Vancouver nudist beaches.

[slimshandy69]

At least white men on Vancouver nudist beaches.

ill deal with science...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZJYZ9EpCHo


you keep dealing with liberal urban myths...