Post your favourite pick up lines

[Young Money]

"I think you dropped something"

What?

"Your standards - Hi nice to meet you"

[Beercules]

"I have a level 60 karma on BoxingScene"

[Build That Wall]

I have a big c0ck, Suck it for me while I send this text.

[Build That Wall]

I'll be your alentine for now, you'll need to give me the V after dinner.

[Run]

"Tell your boyfriend I'll hurt him if he has a problem with me".



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[Wolfie*]

Is your dad ******ed?

...because you special

[Wolfie*]

Do you mind if I follow you?

...because my mom said follow my dreams

[phallus]

"I think you dropped something"

What?

"Your standards - Hi nice to meet you"

"I have a level 60 karma on BoxingScene"

I'll be your alentine for now, you'll need to give me the V after dinner.

these are funny, mine used to be:

Have you got a mirror in your pocket?

No...why?

Because I can sure see myself in your pants.

this used to get me slapped in at least a dozen different nightclubs. not once ever did a woman allow me to check her pants for hidden mirrors

[Beercules]

I'll pay ya 60$ and buy you two Four Lokos to ****

[Run]

Is your dad ******ed?

...because you special

I'm dying laughing.


That has to be the golden ticket.



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