Post your favourite pick up lines

[r ! z]

I'll pay ya 60$ and buy you two Four Lokos to ****

make it three if she's chubby.

[Build That Wall]

I will give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

[r ! z]

It puts the lotion in basket.

IT PUTS THE ****ING LOTION IN THE BASKET

[phallus]

Is your dad ******ed?

...because you special

I wanna try this one this weekend

[Showtime..]

Eyy do you like dragons? Cuz Im'a be dragon deez nuts on yo face.

[Build That Wall]

Is your dad ******ed?

...because you special

I tried that one once, did not end well.

[Build That Wall]

Do you like yoga? Cause yoganna love this dick

[Build That Wall]

I call my dick the truth because B1tches can't handle it

[-MEGA-]

What's up?...

[Beercules]