I'm watching the Patriots game later with some friends and I do not understand football.
Just give me some basic things I need to know.
You really do
Watch the game for a long time. Don't just watch your favorite team, watch as many games as you can in a day so you can get a feel for how the game is played.
Talk about how tall they are, how much they weight and how fast they can run very short distances. Watch them stick their arses out in their shiny white satin breeches. Hate the gays.
I've watched half a game. I think that's enough to determine who the goat is.
Watch Replays of games from along time ago. You are a fan boy. I have dedicated a fair amount of my time studying the game of Football. Bradshaw, Unitas, and Montana were better than Brady. If you want to take some time to learn more about the game, use an open mind Study as much as you possibly can.
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