How do you go to sleep after seeing a spider like this crawl under your bed?

[DARKSEID]

I walk into my room, and from the hallway light I saw one that looked like one of those as big as a small child's hand scurry from my bathroom to my bed about as fast as I could run, or faster.

I took out my flashlight and looked everywhere but I couldn't find it. Who knows where that mother****er is. It's faster than I am, there's no way i could catch it.

[Mike D]

How do you go to sleep after seeing a spider like this crawl under your bed?

You don't. You get everybody out of the house and burn it down.

Seriously though back when I was a teenager and living at home, I walked out to the kitchen at like 3 in the morn to get something to eat or drink or some **** and there was a spider just like that posted up in the middle of the kitchen floor. Huge as the f**k. He didn't jet so I was able to sneak up towards him and wrecked him with my shoe. Died on the scene. Then the next night, I came out to the kitchen again...and there was one even bigger in the SAME EXACT SPOT. I thought I was tripping on LSD or something. Freaked me the f**k out. It was like the husband or wife of the dead spider or some ****...it was like it just followed the scent trail to the spot where the first one died.

I'll never forget it.

[New England]

where the hell do you guys live?

those are big, big spiders.

[Szef]

You should let him bite you.

An Asian Spiderman? How cute would that be?!

[New England]

You should let him bite you.

An Asian Spiderman? How cute would that be?!

spiramann!

[Bushbaby]

At least it wasn't a centipede.

[Mike D]

where the hell do you guys live?

those are big, big spiders.

At the time I was in Dallas. We lived right next to a creek. So there was a f**k load of spiders and ****. One time I walked out at night to get something on the back porch, and when I flicked on the light I saw a big ass snake tail under the grill (startled his ass) and he hauled ass into the bushes. Freaked me the f**k out. And I actually like snakes, but stepping within two feet of a possible water moccasin....ain't my thing, bruh.

[RAV3N]

its only a huntsman, no stress

[Mike D]

its only a huntsman, no stress

The hell is a huntsman? Anyway huntsman or whatever the f**k, that ish still freaky as hell!!

[-jose-]

if you have spiders that big and ugly in your home or tree house (wherever you live) do some serious cleaning homie you know that monster has a bunch of babies ready to hatch and kill you