So i got an escort on backpage...

[KING MEAT]

Chea. was like 3-4 weeks ago Northern NJ.

Had her saved and some other hoe called Aubrey.

Ended up calling Aubrey cause she looked more beat. I was hello, is this Aubrey? Yeah. Oh, well I saw your ad on backpage and I was interested in your service for my friends birthday.

She was, oh that's fine but what's his race? (kinda turned me on) I was he's Cuban. What's your rates? $160 for half an hour.

Does that include a full service? She was I can't talk about that on the phone. Oh ok ok, well that's fine. Well Aubrey, is it alright if I pay you 160 and four other guys get in the service? I mean it's still under the clock.

She laughed and said no.

Hopes and dreams were crushed. I was ughwosmsnaosnxis *hung up*

Didn't bother calling the girl you got after that failed attempt.

hahaha i called a few as well to warm up on my phone game. they always ask "are you african-american?"

apparently the hispanics, exotics and white girls dont like dealing with black guys lol. dont ask me, im just relaying what was said.

[baya]

backpage is a quality fall back for me.

you get these chicks that work with "agencies" but if you show them you're no threat, throw the D well and they feel comfortable; you do like me and have one on speed dial on the cheap.

[joe strong]

Give yourself a barry horowitz...

[KING MEAT]

Give yourself a barry horowitz...

if anyone is an expert on prostitution, thatd be you.

i dont have a fu cking clue what that is, joe.

[joe strong]

if anyone is an expert on prostitution, thatd be you.

i dont have a fu cking clue what that is, joe.

Pat on the back. He was a wrestler who use to pat himself on the back when he did a good move...

[-jose-]

She was in NJ like two weeks ago. My friends were searching for escorts cause we tried to get a gangbang going on.

5 of us on one hoe for the rate of an hour. I even wanted to record it to post online. "The Real Five Guys"

I called some other one and she laughed saying everyone would have to pay $160 for 30mins. I was Wot? Have a good day mam.

I had this same b*tch bookmarked on my computer two days ago till I deleted it.

You from Jersey?

[SkillspayBills]

cross search it if u must. i aint advertising her lol

Damn she looks like she is worth the price of admission if you know what I mean.

[San Iker]

You from Jersey?

Yeah, Elizabeth to be exact.

[SkillspayBills]

hahaha i called a few as well to warm up on my phone game. they always ask "are you african-american?"

apparently the hispanics, exotics and white girls dont like dealing with black guys lol. dont ask me, im just relaying what was said.

I am not surprised lol. As a black man myself I think I would try to skimp all of these ****ing hoes. We'd negotiate a price, I'd give them what I felt like giving them and that would be the end of it.

[SkillspayBills]

Chea. was like 3-4 weeks ago Northern NJ.

Had her saved and some other hoe called Aubrey.

Ended up calling Aubrey cause she looked more beat. I was hello, is this Aubrey? Yeah. Oh, well I saw your ad on backpage and I was interested in your service for my friends birthday.

She was, oh that's fine but what's his race? (kinda turned me on) I was he's Cuban. What's your rates? $160 for half an hour.

Does that include a full service? She was I can't talk about that on the phone. Oh ok ok, well that's fine. Well Aubrey, is it alright if I pay you 160 and four other guys get in the service? I mean it's still under the clock.

She laughed and said no.

Hopes and dreams were crushed. I was ughwosmsnaosnxis *hung up*

Didn't bother calling the girl you got after that failed attempt.

I've done that but it was 6 guys and 2 girls in HS. Worst part is I just got home from school, my homie called me and said "Hey we have some open bitches at the crib come through!" Me being young and dumb walked right over to his house and saw 4 ****ing guys sitting on the couch with 2 females all acting like thirsty dogs.