Here it is, folks... the "LOUNGE BULL**** OF THE WEEK" thread

[!! Anorak]

what a dummy.

everyone knows how to handle dogs.

pepper spray or ground beef with grounded up glass.

Come on, give the guy some credit... he didn't try to throw a lead right.

Maybe he tried switch-hitting, though, and standing on the dog's paws when they came in close?



"Come on, ref, that was a low blow! And he's boring in with his head and hitting on the break FFS!"

[Drunken Cat]

Come on, give the guy some credit... he didn't try to throw a lead right.

Maybe he tried switch-hitting, though, and standing on the dog's paws when they came in close?



"Come on, ref, that was a low blow! And he's boring in with his head and hitting on the break FFS!"

In fact, **** Rack, you just have to give a dog a biscuit, and they will become benevolent.

I learned this by watching the electric meter monitor enter my yard, with all our dogs, when I was younger.

That made me realize, if you ever want to rob a house or something, just pack some dog treats.

It isn't as though dogs are very intelligent sorts, or anything.

[Drunken Cat]

Oh yeah, I've absolutely never so much as thought of robbing a house.

In fact, my good friend is in prison right now for that very deed.

I wouldn't want to take things that aren't mine, and I wouldn't want to go to prison.

My friend is a meth addict, hence the robberies. I've never done meth in my life and never will.

[Drunken Cat]

One more point.

I don't know about your neck of the woods, **** Rack.

But where we come from, my friend is damn lucky he wasn't/has never been shot for his house breaking bullsh i t.

[-MEGA-]

In fact, **** Rack, you just have to give a dog a biscuit, and they will become benevolent.

I learned this by watching the electric meter monitor enter my yard, with all our dogs, when I was younger.

That made me realize, if you ever want to rob a house or something, just pack some dog treats.

It isn't as though dogs are very intelligent sorts, or anything.

Oh yeah, I've absolutely never so much as thought of robbing a house.

In fact, my good friend is in prison right now for that very deed.

I wouldn't want to take things that aren't mine, and I wouldn't want to go to prison.

My friend is a meth addict, hence the robberies. I've never done meth in my life and never will.

One more point.

I don't know about your neck of the woods, **** Rack.

But where we come from, my friend is damn lucky he wasn't/has never been shot for his house breaking bullsh i t.

This is some fine bull**** here folks. But is it our bull**** of the week.













Dudes all tweaked out.

[!! Anorak]

I thought the **** would never finish.

[Szef]

This guy was throwing "combinations" and "hooks" in a fight with a dog... he even talks about how the rott got a shot in and dropped him to the mat.

It's like in this tard's mind, he's only got two things going on: whatever the subject being discussed is, and boxing.

Imagine if the daft bastard was attacked by a shark?

"I landed several flush uppercuts, and was able to get inside the shark's fins by using feints. My head movement was pretty good, so I was able to avoid the left hooks of his tail as I bobbed and weaved.

Eventually I was able to drop the shark on the mat and he took a standing eight count. He tried to bite my legs off some more, but the ref had seen enough and called the fight off. I think the body shots I'd done had worn the shark down a bit, too.

I'm defending my WBC belt next week against a giant octopus, and I'm looking to unify all the belts against a unicorn."


It's wonderful bullshit, folks... but is it your bullshit of the week?

Maybe he was attacked by Angulo ?

[Drunken Cat]

This is some fine bull**** here folks. But is it our bull**** of the week.













Dudes all tweaked out.

It isn't bullsh i t, it is realtalk.

[Weltschmerz]

One more point.

I don't know about your neck of the woods, **** Rack.

But where we come from, my friend is damn lucky he wasn't/has never been shot for his house breaking bullsh i t.

Nobody owns guns in ole England.

[Drunken Cat]

And no, I am not tweaked out.

I have never 'tweaked' in my life.

I did accompany that guy once, on false premises.

I probably shouldn't admit that as it could make me an accessory, but it was probably like 8 years ago, maybe the statute of limitations has run out.

It was false pretences.

He f u cked me over and manipulated me, in other words.

He was still one of my best friends.

I wanted to visit him in prison, on my recent US visit.

My plan was to camp outside, in the area of the prison.

I changed my plans and didn't go, because of the forest fires; didn't seem like good camping weather.

Don't judge, d i ckhead.

I am not a criminal.

But I've known many different types of people.