Here it is, folks... the "LOUNGE BULL**** OF THE WEEK" thread

We've got some more gold here, and, for once, I'm ****ing speechless:

i'm 240lbs & i'm 39 years old. I been swinging a sledge hammer for almost 18 years. I am as strong as an ox. if you think big muscles is intimidating it is not. I seen enough of you guys in my life. you think because you go to the gym you are tough. I seen enough of you "tough guys" start crying when you are about to get beat up in a rough town surrounded by indian reserves. I been around on 4 different continents & seen plenty of "tough guys". I been in brawls where guys got stabbed, hit with a bat, etc. internet tough guys are usually the biggest ******* around. I take a mean shot & usually end up having to fight more then one guy because I hit hard. I love you internet warriors... how about you fly me to cuba on your concord? i'll meet you there. I going in march. you wouldn't miss me in the crowd I promise you. I ain't 6'4 220 but you will spot me out in a second...i'm white & david tua's size including the big neck, shoulders & legs. i'm covered in tattoos the flight cost about $1200 & prefer westjet's midnight flight to Toronto & should be in varadero by 1:25pm... you bad ass you... i'm that aging veteran you can add to your resume...

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

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We all knew it, as soon as we saw the post.

[joe strong]

We've got some more gold here, and, for once, I'm ****ing speechless:

lol! what's wrong with a man trying to get a free flight? :wt: & proud... come on anorak you got some good ones that always make me laugh.

[joe strong]

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We all knew it, as soon as we saw the post.

doe you watch the albquerque dukes play? I see you like baseball & are from there. do they still play in the PCL? I believe the dodgers use to be their MLB club...I always wanted to go to truth or consequences...

Cheers Joe... you're one of the ones that always takes it the way it's meant - just a bit of fun.

[joe strong]

Cheers Joe... you're one of the ones that always takes it the way it's meant - just a bit of fun.

I totally understand as I'm the guy at work that usually pisses people off. one time i got this native guy so mad at me he called in the next day refusing to come to work. he blamed me for his absence. he was *****ing about having to work hard so i suggested he should have signed a treaty with the company so he didn't have to work hard & i followed it up with singing "i don't want to work, i just want bang on these drums all day"...as i did all this i gave him the tomahawk chop like they do at Cleveland indian & Atlanta braves games. they wanted me to take native sensitivity training as we were working on their land. i laughed & they were going to fire me. then they realized i was one of their better workers... the guy was making the same money as me & didn't have to pay taxes because he was native. he figured he was entitled to be lazy because we were on "his " land...

Joe's like the gift that won't stop giving... you engage him in conversation, and he says "here dude, have some more bullshit for free - it's on the house."

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

doe you watch the albquerque dukes play? I see you like baseball & are from there. do they still play in the PCL? I believe the dodgers use to be their MLB club...I always wanted to go to truth or consequences...

Negative Sir. I am a Limey and some tosser changed my user title.

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

Its threads and posters like this here and you all, that are keeping the Lounge alive.