The top ten people I'd most like to **** right now...

9. Rihanna


Small but perkily-titted pop star Rihanna is the poster girl of domestic violence. Give her a few slaps and a black eye and this feminist icon will not only refuse to press charges, she'll even subscribe to your Twatter account and record a duet with you. Presumably if you broke her ribs and fractured her skull she'd hand over a million dollars, existing in a bizarre mindset of violence = reward.

I won't make any remarks about how her vag juice probably tastes like coconuts as I've only just got back off a ban and I don't want another. But what I will say is this: I don't believe in hitting anyone, especially women. But if ever I got to sleep with Rihanna, I'd feel almost duty bound to break my boot off in her clam afterwards, almost out of a sense of politeness.

[T.Horton]

9. Rihanna


Small but perkily-titted pop star Rihanna is the poster girl of domestic violence. Give her a few slaps and a black eye and this feminist icon will not only refuse to press charges, she'll even subscribe to your Twatter account and record a duet with you. Presumably if you broke her ribs and fractured her skull she'd hand over a million dollars, existing in a bizarre mindset of violence = reward.

I won't make any remarks about how her vag juice probably tastes like coconuts as I've only just got back off a ban and I don't want another. But what I will says is this: I don't believe in hitting anyone, especially women. But if ever I got to sleep with Rihanna, I'd feel almost duty bound to break my boot off in her clam afterwards, almost out of a sense of politeness.

wow! i don't even know what to say.

[Chups]

Kelly and Kunis for sure.

No Danny Williams REED?

[The Noose]

My arse dropped off. Cheers 'Annie'.

[kadyo's]

LOL!! I wonder who the last one would be.

Annie doesn't disappoint.

[BoZz]

Danny Williams banged Michelle Obama.

And mike tyson too.

[The Tase]

1. Kimberly Guifoyle (smoking hot fox news republican c*nt)
2. Emma Stone (the amazing spiderman was great)
3. Brook Baldwin ( smoldering hot cnn anchorwoman)
4. Christina Hendricks (just cause)
5. Natalie Morales ( yea i watch a lot of news)
6. Christine Vaughn (brunette in that new wild turkey commerical)
7. Jill Wagner (mercury hottie)
8. Charissa Thompson (espn hottie so hot my d*ck aches everytime i see her)
9. Mckayla Maroney (im impressed)
10. Marry Queen ( pron star that looks like diane kruger & emma watson)

1. Kimberly Guifoyle (smoking hot fox news republican c*nt)
2. Emma Stone (the amazing spiderman was great)
3. Brook Baldwin ( smoldering hot cnn anchorwoman)
4. Christina Hendricks (just cause)
5. Natalie Morales ( yea i watch a lot of news)
6. Christine Vaughn (brunette in that new wild turkey commerical)
7. Jill Wagner (mercury hottie)
8. Charissa Thompson (espn hottie so hot my d*ck aches everytime i see her)
9. Mckayla Maroney (im impressed)
10. Marry Queen ( pron star that looks like diane kruger & emma watson)

Did I ask for your ten, bitch?

[kadyo's]

Did I ask for your ten, bitch?

He got his 10 first. Eat your hearts out, annie.

[brick wall]

LOL!! I wonder who the last one would be.

Annie doesn't disappoint.

hard to guess but i'll be disappointed if the words "fat yank" is not mentioned in the explanation