Official 'Yo Momma' Thread.

[Terrel]

yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince

[Always]

Yo momma is so ugly, they didnt know whether to raise her or flush her when she was born!

[Terrel]

Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

[Always]

Yo momma is so old, the b*tch farts dust!

[Always]

Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Hahahaha!!!!

[Terrel]

Yo momma's so fat she tripped over king kullen, fell over walmart, and landed right on target.

[Always]

Yo momma is so fat, someone said it was chilly outside, and the b*tch ran outside with a bowl!

[Always]

Yo momma so stupid, she failed a blood test!

[Always]

Yo momma is so ugly, Maury told the b*tch "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

[Terrel]

Yo mama is so fat, she shows up on air traffic control radar.