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Yo momma is so fat, she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel!
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Yo momma is so fat, she wore a Malcom X t-shirt, and helicopters tried landing on her!Comment
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Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on the scale, and it said "To be continued...."Comment
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Yo momma is so fat, she plays pool with the planets!Comment
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Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is GRAVY!Comment
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Yo momma is so fat, the b*tch wore suspenders, and people mistaked her for the Kool Aid man!Comment
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Yo momma is so ugly, she was born through the as$hole!Comment
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Yo momma is so black, it took her momma 9 months to take a ****.Comment
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Yo momma is so black, when she went to heaven and got her angel wings, the b*tch became a bat!Comment
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Yo momma is so ugly, she doesnt know whether to wipe her face or ass after taking a ****!Comment
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