Top 10 Stupidest things the British say

[Spartacus Sully]

LIKE THERES ONLY 10!!!! LO)LOLOL

but lets start:

Taking the piss???? really? where you taking it?

Beefeater???? not a chicken eater? im partial to pork myself

Bird???? yeah?? she fly?

Anorak??? i dotn even understand this? middle aged man wearing a sweater and a anorak = Nerd???

Chalk and cheese??? or crackers and potatoes.....

Christian name? what does god come down and give you a diffrent name then your parrents?

Lug holes? Konk? gob? jammy beggar?

the lolipop man on his tod was quite the jammy beggar yesterday, some nutty codger nearly knocked him on his caboose whiel he was piss taking with some git walking by.


WTF does that even mean????

Bloody 'ell innit just nutty?

[Primera]

[Fury]

Christian name is the name you're given at your Baptism/ Christening

e.g., my mother was named Christine.

[Fury]

You could have Googled all these questions. Would have saved you the embarrassment.

[dan_cov]

Most of that is slang.

[Fury]

Most of that is slang.

Exactly. Terrible effort from Sully. 5 thumbs down on the pwnscale.

[Spartacus Sully]

You could have Googled all these questions. Would have saved you the embarrassment.

I have to use google to understand the british language? I thought they spoke english.

granted americans say some stupid **** too, like i have friends that call getting drunk "larried up" "after work me and some guys i know are getting all larried up at the country place" you cant even google that **** to figure out what it means.

but alas this thread is about the stupid **** the british say, and theres alot of it.

[BOLLOCKS]

You could have Googled all these questions. Would have saved you the embarrassment.

I googled it, and this thread came up.

[Spartacus Sully]

its like chalk and cheese man, ones white....well both can be white, but ones... well they are both relatively soft....you eat one...no wait....tums...thats right....bah....i forgot where i was going with this.


its all cool man, im just taking the piss.....to my doctor to be tested for a ut infection.

[gingeralbino]

#3-10 should all be taken up by ****ney slang

#1 is The England football team has a really good chance of winning the world cup/euros

#2 is the entire Welsh language