Originally posted by dj emzz
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So I'm standing at the bar and this chick grabs my ass, right......
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lol at some of the posters on here saying they wouldve beat up the guy for hitting the girl, instead of walking away.
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Originally posted by Gary in here? View PostNah, bro I put in it a glass with ice and a slice of lime.
why not just get a mans drink like sex on the beach or a fuzzy navel...
on a side note i wouldnt have done nothing to the guy but i definatly would have been making some noise for a bouncer to show up and kick the guy the **** out, then id probly get some ice and a paper towel or something from the bartender for the chick and helped her up and to the restroom to clean up, where i would have ****ed her ragged.Last edited by Spartacus Sully; 01-02-2012, 05:37 PM.
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Originally posted by Spartacus Sully View Post
why not just get a mans drink like sex on the beach or a fuzzy navel...
on a side note i wouldnt have done nothing to the guy but i definatly would have been making some noise for a bouncer to show up and kick the guy the **** out, then id probly get some ice and a paper towel or something from the bartender for the chick and helped her up and to the restroom to clean up, where i would have ****ed her ragged.
They practically fall on yer ****.
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Guy admitting to using a sun bed = fail
Guy admitting to drinking a gay a$$ drink = fail
Guy watching a woman get beat down = fail
A guy making up all these fails = EPIC FAIL!!!!!Last edited by Rapid Counter; 01-02-2012, 07:06 PM.
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Originally posted by Gary in here? View PostShe lookin' fine as hell, tight waist, nice ass.
Kinda chick I go for,
She says to me "Damn you got some fine Muscles,"
I was like "Yeah girl, I can show you a real muscle later on if you want too,"
Referring to my dick....
To be fair, I have been hitting the gym alot so I am looking pretty good lately,
Plus they just installed a new sunbed, shit is awesome.
Anyways, this bitch is definitely DTF,
So I'm thinking "Damn boi, you gone hit it tonight,"
I buy the bitch a drink, a Mardini.
I just had a west coast cooler, low cal.
Next of all this dude walks upto me, thinking he hard and shit,
"What you doin foo?" he says, I was like you fall back bro, I don't wanna mess anybody up tonight.
I didn't wanna fight, I was rocking my new Raybans, didn't wanna smash em' up, you know? Plus it's the Xmas season.
So he says "Thats my girl right there," and I was like "Sorry dude, she come upto me."
And he snaps, Punches the bitch right in the face. Starts shouting at her "WTF, bitch, ho, slut... You gone to this me? You gone just do this me with another man? huh.."
As he stomps on her head...
I turned around and walked away, left the bar. Bitches are crazy.
As long as he didn't bust her up too bad, you could still take her home, bag it, and drop her off at the ER in the AM.
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