My mildly annoying Saturday morning..

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

try using a dildo

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try using a dildo

That doesn't make sense.

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Lawdie lawdie... Gaawgia gown get ownry I reckon yall...

[PAC-BOY]

try using a dildo

does this work for you! Please explain!

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Shave your head. Looks good, you can do it yourself, and feels great, especially in the summer. I haven't paid for a haircut in over a year.

Meh, I don't look right with a shave head, used to that as a teenager.

[UglyPug]

I went to get a haircut this morning. The place opens at 8:30am, that's the only time I go because it frequently gets crowded. I show up at 8:32, there's already four people ahead of me. There are two Puerto Rican barbers and one from Uzbekistan. Some straganov breath communist Russian jerk walks in and gets ahead of me. Apparently, he called ahead and made some sort of secret backroom KGB deal with the Uzbek barber. I mean that's crap, its a barber shop, not a fancy salon, there's no appointments. They're speaking Russian the whole time, probably plotting to steal some secrets from the government, or just chatting casually about sports, I don't know.

Moving along..

Then when it was my turn to get a haircut, some Puerto Rican hubcap thief mango vendor just walked up to the barber like it was his turn even though I was there before him. I was like hold on I was there first.. Then the guy acted all dumbfounded like he didn't realize I was ahead of him. He knew all the long, he just thought because I was white I would be scared to say anything. Prick. He didn't argue though. He sat down back and waited while I got my haircut.

Happy New Beers, everyone.

uzbeki barber is there to spread uzbeki propaganda. . . borat has warned us of them. .

lol did you mean mug that dude? let him know who is boss, and the alpha-male up in that piece!

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uzbeki barber is there to spread uzbeki propaganda. . . borat has warned us of them. .

lol did you mean mug that dude? let him know who is boss, and the alpha-male up in that piece!

The Russian? Na, I don't want the KGB breaking into my house.

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Meh, I don't look right with a shave head, used to that as a teenager.

Yeah, I guess it isn't a look for everyone. Maybe you should start calling in an appointment like the Russian.

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Yeah, I guess it isn't a look for everyone. Maybe you should start calling in an appointment like the Russian.

Yea.

I should also learn Russian.

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

Meh, I don't look right with a shave head, used to that as a teenager.

Aint nothin changed, you still look like a baby rabbit **** with hair, Ezekiel. Oh yea, how's that jewish bowl cut workin for ya? Didnt have the balls to tell the PR barber you wanted a different hair cut? ****in figures.



I was gonna root for you till you tagged me, you G-Aint's, hipster lovin, spooge goblin.