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Originally posted by Derranged View PostI went to get a haircut this morning. The place opens at 8:30am, that's the only time I go because it frequently gets crowded. I show up at 8:32, there's already four people ahead of me. There are two Puerto Rican barbers and one from Uzbekistan. Some straganov breath communist Russian jerk walks in and gets ahead of me. Apparently, he called ahead and made some sort of secret backroom KGB deal with the Uzbek barber. I mean that's crap, its a barber shop, not a fancy salon, there's no appointments. They're speaking Russian the whole time, probably plotting to steal some secrets from the government, or just chatting casually about sports, I don't know.
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Then when it was my turn to get a haircut, some Puerto Rican hubcap thief mango vendor just walked up to the barber like it was his turn even though I was there before him. I was like hold on I was there first.. Then the guy acted all dumbfounded like he didn't realize I was ahead of him. He knew all the long, he just thought because I was white I would be scared to say anything. Prick. He didn't argue though. He sat down back and waited while I got my haircut.
Happy New Beers, everyone.
uzbeki barber is there to spread uzbeki propaganda. . . borat has warned us of them. .
lol did you mean mug that dude? let him know who is boss, and the alpha-male up in that piece!
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Originally posted by Derranged View PostMeh, I don't look right with a shave head, used to that as a teenager.
I was gonna root for you till you tagged me, you G-Aint's, hipster lovin, spooge goblin.
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