Originally posted by OG Wenger
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In 2008 Zelenoff started bragging about his girlfriend. This was the time before he made up new imaginary girl friends nearly every day. At first no one believed Zelenoff, but then he posted proof in the form of pictures and videos. Zelenoff still uses the videos to this day, to prove to the haters that he can get "hot ass girls". The girl(?) however, was ugly as ****. Charlie's reply: "she isn't very photogenic!" A transvestite on ESB once was answering all kinds of questions. So Jenna J showed her a picture of Claudia and asked her if it was possible that she was originally a man. The professional response was: "very likely".
One day Zelenoff decided to tattoo CLAUDIA in huge letters on his right arm. A few weeks later they broke up. A hater named Bazooka then contacted Claudia and a lot of rumours arose.
-She claimed to be an exotic dancer and that Zelenoff paid her to hang out with her.
-Zelenoff does not brush his teeth and his mom (Tanya) has to force him.
-Tanya walks around the house naked.
-Tanya kisses Charlie on the mouth.
-Claudia had a physical fight with Charlie, and Charlie lost.
After these events, Zelenoff started making up girlfriends 24/7 in the hopes to impress the haters. If you are a girl and you are near 1 foot of Charlie in a picture, chances are he's already called you his girlfriend, and this doesn't exclude family members (Cousin Margo).
Zelenoff claims to be over Claudia. Yet, he still brings her up every other week. There are also still 3 shortcut icons named Claudia, Claudia2 and Claudia3 on his desktop.
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