thinking bout signing up for the national guard

[Carpe Diem]

you can't.

you have a criminal record.


military doesn't take low life scum anymore like they use to in the old days.


plus who the hell is gonna give you an m-16?

i wouldn't trust you with pepper spray. you'd probably eat it.

I'm dying here...

[M Deezy]

on a serious note, im in the guard. its boring as fk i wont lie. if u really wanna join the military, go active. unless ur just wanting to take advantage of the school benefits that the guard offers.

[-Spinal-]

I have a friend that pulled a gun out on a lady for her car back when he was 14... They wouldn't let him in, he was 24 when he tried to get in.

Well i'm lucky then, I use to steal from stores at 11-13 years old with my friends but never got caught, well I got caught once but I didn't have the cops called on me, I just promised to never return to that store again . I'd like to join the military some day.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Poor Larry has no chance then.

he's better learning how to swim and being a lifeguard...i read something the other day that they can make up to 200K per year

[Gojira]

Im sure the Mexican border patrol are always on the lookout for recruits...

[vcvc]

Larry got owned

[-Spinal-]

he's better learning how to swim and being a lifeguard...i read something the other day that they can make up to 200K per year

Larry is gonna try to get with Naz Richardson so he can learn how to swim without getting wet.

[Left Hook Tua]

he's better learning how to swim and being a lifeguard...i read something the other day that they can make up to 200K per year

yeah i read that article.

in the o.c. right?


let's be lifeguards , mak.

gotta get in bikini shape first.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Larry is gonna try to get with Naz Richardson so he can learn how to swim without getting wet.

it would be pretty funny to see a turquoise colored lifeguard tower

[-MAKAVELLI-]

yeah i read that article.

in the o.c. right?


let's be lifeguards , mak.

gotta get in bikini shape first.

pass...i dont wanna get dark