Game of Thrones [TV] Master Thread

[Ether]

your men wouldn't make it past the smoke...not even dragons fly over LakerLand without getting stoned and getting too lazy to do anything

who said i was coming for you? who says i can't make sir mak come for me? you know how you felt the last time you lost your bong? , imagine that x 40,000.

[Ether]

I would Your Grace but for 1 problem.

We don't have a spike big enough to hold Lord Tua's head.


Forgive me Your Grace.

Hmm.. Doesn't that Midnight Special Stark Ranger believe in that tree? Maybe we can have him cut a chunk in the shape of a spear, for Lord Tua's disgraceful head. He's not worth using anymore of our wood. We need fire to keep the brothel warm.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

My squire just intercepted a raven that was carrying a message stating Lord Tua, ruler of The Fatlands is assembling an army of fat savages aimed at invading your Kingdom.

have no fear...Lord Tua is easily distracted...his last attempt at invading my kingdom was thwarted when i offered him food

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Hmm.. Doesn't that Midnight Special Stark Ranger believe in that tree? Maybe we can have him cut a chunk in the shape of a spear, for Lord Tua's disgraceful head. He's not worth using anymore of our wood. We need fire to keep the brothel warm.

Midnight Special is not a Stark...he hails from the south and is of your inbreeding kin

[sigrab]

Hmm.. Doesn't that Midnight Special Stark Ranger believe in that tree? Maybe we can have him cut a chunk in the shape of a spear, for Lord Tua's disgraceful head. He's not worth using anymore of our wood. We need fire to keep the brothel warm.

I have serious doubts about Midnight Special Stark Ranger's loyalty.

I wouldn't put it past him to be deep in Lord Tua's pocket.

We should be cautious Your Grace.

[sigrab]

Midnight Special is not a Stark...he hails from the south and is of your inbreeding kin

Ouch.

[Left Hook Tua]

ether getting ***** slapped.

[Ether]

Midnight Special is not a Stark...he hails from the south and is of your inbreeding kin

LakerLand is all rats, mediocre game players and stolen points. That tongue can take it all away. Walt is with you, he will go as well.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

LakerLand is all rats, mediocre game players and stolen points. That tongue can take it all away. Walt is with you, he will go as well.

your men would betray you in a heartbeat with an offer to stay in LakerLand...the finest whores, the endless drinks, the sweet scent on kush, our sports teams always win tournaments

[sigrab]

ether getting ***** slapped.

I wonder how Tyrion being the Hand of the King will play out.


Don't answer that Tua.