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Game of Thrones [TV] Master Thread
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Originally posted by sigrab View PostI would Your Grace but for 1 problem.
We don't have a spike big enough to hold Lord Tua's head.
Forgive me Your Grace.
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Originally posted by sigrab View PostMy squire just intercepted a raven that was carrying a message stating Lord Tua, ruler of The Fatlands is assembling an army of fat savages aimed at invading your Kingdom.
have no fear...Lord Tua is easily distracted...his last attempt at invading my kingdom was thwarted when i offered him food
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Originally posted by Ether View PostHmm.. Doesn't that Midnight Special Stark Ranger believe in that tree? Maybe we can have him cut a chunk in the shape of a spear, for Lord Tua's disgraceful head. He's not worth using anymore of our wood. We need fire to keep the brothel warm.
Midnight Special is not a Stark...he hails from the south and is of your inbreeding kin
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Originally posted by Ether View PostHmm.. Doesn't that Midnight Special Stark Ranger believe in that tree? Maybe we can have him cut a chunk in the shape of a spear, for Lord Tua's disgraceful head. He's not worth using anymore of our wood. We need fire to keep the brothel warm.
I wouldn't put it past him to be deep in Lord Tua's pocket.
We should be cautious Your Grace.
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Originally posted by Ether View PostLakerLand is all rats, mediocre game players and stolen points. That tongue can take it all away. Walt is with you, he will go as well.
your men would betray you in a heartbeat with an offer to stay in LakerLand...the finest whores, the endless drinks, the sweet scent on kush, our sports teams always win tournaments
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