How far does 1000 bucks go in a real nice strip club?

[dj Ramos]

*Fixed it for you

Ummm ok if it makes you happy

[Hitman932]

Well if you want to drink a nice strip club is gonna charge you like $300-$400 for a 5th of Grey Goose or comparable liquor.

That leaves you $600-$700 bucks for dances cause it's probably not enough to get your dick sucked at a high class joint.

[Willy Wanker]

not far.

i tried that onced with a $1000 and the stripper just slapped me.

she took my money anyways and then the bouncers bounced my fat ass out into the street. and kicked me on my stomach when i was laying there.

i cried the whole time.

[Syf]

lol..

i ****ed a stripper before...

its not that difficult.. and u don't need no thousand dollars

[Texanballer]

A decent one in Houston, i think you can smash for like 350. And thats kind of pushing it.