Drunk Lang

[ßringer]

I don't play FN anymore, but back when I was heavy into it I ended up having to carry opponets all the time. I'd rack the difficulty level to the max, but I never found the AI to be worth a ****, and I was always knocking everybody out by the 5th. I became so ****ing bored with that style of play that I learned to "tame" my habits, and instead, began just outboxing guys just to see how badly I could **** their faces up.

Good times.

[MANGLER]

That's the one thing I don't miss about drinking : The trips to the bathroom. Once my tolerance started to fall off, I switched to beer only, because I figured if I couldn't handle the strong stuff, I'd just savor the weak stuff and try a variety of ales.

On the positive side of things, I came to appreciate the art of a good beer much more than I ever had before. On the negative side of things, I was pissing every 10 minutes. It's annoying.

Beer is too cheap and too fun to resist. I normally don't bother goin hard on liquor when the bunny ain't wit me but I got an itch to scratch lately.

The pissin trips are annoyin as hell. Especially when you can barely walk or hit the damn bowl. Wipin up a misfired drunk piss is no good.

[ßringer]

**Insert random joke about Jones being stretched by a Jamaican beach bum pothead here))

[ßringer]

I never have a problem hitting the bowl no matter how drunk I am. That said, my tactic for doing so when heavily intoxicated pretty much ensures that I hit my target.

It's not very scientific, but basically, I just use my hands to hold me against the wall while I mumble about how ****ed up I am.

I'm sure you guys know exactly what that tactic is like.

[MANGLER]

**Insert random joke about Jones being stretched by a Jamaican beach bum pothead here))

Fuck all that.

Mr unstopppable, and still
I'm Mr, undroppable, and still
Mr invincible, Mr unbeatable, and still
Mr unknockoutable

[ßringer]

You love him so much you were falling asleep at his fight with Lacy.

[MANGLER]

I never have a problem hitting the bowl no matter how drunk I am. That said, my tactic for doing so when heavily intoxicated pretty much ensures that I hit my target.

It's not very scientific, but basically, I just use my hands to hold me against the wall while I mumble about how ****ed up I am.

I'm sure you guys know exactly what that tactic is like.

Hell yea. Done that many times in the midst of postin in here or Stranglah thread.

But I still end up with splashup. Not pissin all over the floor. I never get that wasted. But splashup that I don't have on nondrunk pisses. The rim of the bowl got piss all over it and it's disgustin to just leave it there. Gotta wipe it up, and it sucks balls.

[MANGLER]

You love him so much you were falling asleep at his fight with Lacy.

False. It was durin the undercard.

And in my own defense, I was in a drunken stupor that entire trip. Riz nudged me outta my trance.

[THE REED]

you love him so much you were falling asleep at his fight with lacy.

lol.............

[-Mustang-]

I'm on full TILT ... everyone's passed out now ... MANG ... hit me up next time you bouncing in drunk Lang ... I'll do it up again until i'm hurt up