Drunk Lang

[BOLLOCKS]

Chip Chip!

[Mike Tyson77]

ill be real drunk saturday, and ill be on here probly.

[BOLLOCKS]

Ever had a Rolling Rock?

[Sick/]

ill be real drunk saturday, and ill be on here probly.

i wanna see some good ass suicide threads on saturday. don't let me down neegrow

[ßringer]

The mang man cometh - Let the festivities begin, old school style.

[MANGLER]

I am now entering the twilight zone.

[MANGLER]

Ever wanted to fuck a bitch who was chewin you out? All up in your grill bitchin up a storm?

You suddenly realize you got a rock hard cuz female anger is sexy as hell. You know, 'yell all you want ho, just don't step any closer.'

[ßringer]

Fuckin'a.

It's a pleasure to see you around again, mang - as per usual. No booze for me tonight, but I'm doped up on 20 mils of percocet, so I'm definitely zoned out at the moment, this chat is a welcome release.

Enough about that **** - How've you been?

[MANGLER]

Fuckin'a.

It's a pleasure to see you around again, mang - as per usual. No booze for me tonight, but I'm doped up on 20 mils of percocet, so I'm definitely zoned out at the moment, this chat is a welcome release.

Enough about that **** - How've you been?

Glad you got a buzz goin. Ain't wanna go it alone on the drank this time.

I'm tired, shot, overworked, and bitter as hell. But I'm havin fun anyways.

[ßringer]

I only ever had that once - Some bartender chick at this bar I worked at years back. She was one of the sexiest girls I've ever seen in my life. She was *****ing me out for something I can't remember, but I was high at the time on weed, so all I could really think about was bending her over the bar.

Had I been sober I probably would've let her have it verbally. I don't respond well to anybody barking orders, especially when they get in my face.