Drunk Lang

[Beercules]

[Beercules]

I bought a bees wax candle from Whole Foods like the beta I am, honestly though it smells awesome.

[Beercules]

Your're welcome

[Rudyo]

I bought a bees wax candle from Whole Foods like the beta I am, honestly though it smells awesome.

Should have gotten a Jasmine scented one for the ladies.

[Beercules]

[Beercules]

First murder and I did that without a mask

[lazy]

I refuse to be as hungover Monday morning as I was Sunday morning.
OMG I have become a responsible drinker!

[Weltschmerz]

I’ve wrestled with alligators
I’ve tussled with a whale
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail
You know I’m bad
just last week, I murdered a rock
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick

[Rudyo]

[Rudyo]