Drunk Lang

[Rudyo]

[El-blanco]

Was doing sit-ups and my stomach nearly blew up. Who would have thought drinking and cocaine was safer.

[Beercules]

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[Drunken Cat]

I think my tolerance is way down.

I'm shot.

I lost my ****ing credit card yesterday.

Maybe I left it at the bar, or else I dropped it or something.

[Drunken Cat]

I just arranged to meet my ex, for one last time, before I go, to say goodbye.

Every time we did that before, I ****ed her.

That's not my goal.

I don't know about this situation.

I guess see how it goes.

[Beercules]

Was doing sit-ups and my stomach nearly blew up. Who would have thought drinking and cocaine was safer.

Lol do you have a pain in your right side?

[Beercules]

I just arranged to meet my ex, for one last time, before I go, to say goodbye.

Every time we did that before, I ****ed her.

That's not my goal.

I don't know about this situation.

I guess see how it goes.

You should bang her.


When are you coming to the US?

[Beercules]

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[Beercules]

1:49am and I have to wake up at 8:30.


I'm drunk and continue on drinking. I'm not going to drive but Wawa is just up the block and I'm getting a coffee soon.


I made ribs and French fries with garlic earlier. I have a lot left over.?

Going to kill it soon.

[El-blanco]

Lol do you have a pain in your right side?

Lol nah it was on the left side and it blew out of my stomach area.

I made ribs and French fries with garlic earlier. I have a lot left over.?

Going to kill it soon.

you already know you're welcome here but the fact that you love ribs solidifies that fact. I eat ribs a few times a week brother beer. My fav food group. Whenever you want to move, I got a place for ya.