Drunk Lang

[Rudyo]

I got a straight alpha paper cutter.

It cuts through 500 pages, and doesn't blink.

It's billed for 400 pages. But I fed a 500 and something page book in, and it had no problem with it.

It was like $80 on Amazon. But I'm giving it to my friend when I'm done, and he's letting me use his auto-feed scanner to scan my material.

And he's a good friend, a gift of sorts.

I fucked up though. The first book I cut is actually a really important book. It was written in the 1980s, but is basically out of print. I wanted to digitalise it, but I didn't know how to use the machine yet, and I cut off the first letter or two of every sentence of every page.

Really stupid.

The copyright strikes back!

[Drunken Cat]

It's still readable, but a letter short, or even two, makes for hard reading.

[Drunken Cat]

The copyright strikes back!

It's not illegal to scan a book for personal use.

It's too much weight to ship all of my books back.

[Drunken Cat]

I had a horrible experience by going to a Japanese strip club tonight. Not a proper tittie bar. A proper strip club. Where girls barely get naked, you sit in a room full of pervs, and when they finally do get naked it is awkward as hell.

I was bored, thought I'd give it a look.

I'll definitely give it a miss next time.

[Rudyo]

It's not illegal to scan a book for personal use.

It's too much weight to ship all of my books back.

Shhh Virgil, counterfeiting them books to save in travel costs smh.

[Weltschmerz]

Back on the wagon. The latest boozer was one of the worst ever, so I will largely censor it here. gonna clean your ****ing clock, that's all.

[Rudyo]

I got a bunch of pots and weeds.

[Drunken Cat]

My coworker wants me.

She lost weight and looked hot today.

I told her of my woman troubles. Couldn't bite my tongue hard enough.

I won't bang a coworker. I told her when I go stateside, we should keep in touch by email.

[Drunken Cat]

She's put up with me showing up drunk or half drunk for lessons and events and ****.

Could be a keeper.

[El-blanco]

A woman with a round ass, great *****, and who doesn't talk a lot, is a keeper.