Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

The girl isn't really NK. She's from China and has nice **** like many Chinese girls. She's Korean-Chinese though and actually has my respect, as does all and sorry for my BS. She's a good person though as is the Mongol. My ex is even decent, even if she's a whors.

[Drunken Cat]

My ex isn't a whore or I wouldn't have dated her. I'm still a little mad. She destroy my life.

[Drunken Cat]

Imma go get me a Sinora girl.

Can't be worse than Viet Cong by much.

[Drunken Cat]

That fu cking ****** bartender has one of the only shops that serves fish and chips.

He drinks a lot, but is condescending to me.

He asked me to come by his shop and kicked me out.

He's a proper douche.

I hate 50 year old guys.

But they're okay sometimes.

F ucking hell, I'll turn 50 once.

I'm joking, we can keep it real.

I'm just mad my girlfriend left me for a 50 year old Jap.

Pretty beta though.

[Drunken Cat]

I can't even go buy beer because of the damn snow.

Goddamn snow.

[Drunken Cat]

Now my ****ing ******t neighbor is vacuuming at 11pm as I'm trying to sleep. I guess I'll drink my last beer and watch Alaska The Last Fronteer on primewire

[Drunken Cat]

Wait, I have 2 beers. my lucky day I guess.

[Drunken Cat]

****ing right? I know im a bit younger then you, but ive been drinking for a while and im already shot if I get anywhere near as drunk as I used to get. Like Fernando Vargas shot. Wake up like a nauseous zombie.

How goes it Georges?

At 31, I'm not handling the booze well either.

My neighbor died from the booze when I was a kid.

My girl left me because her uncle died of the drink, truth be told, and she saw me on the same path.

I should probably quit booze, George probably should too, Weltz probably should as well, and you probably oughta at some point.

Or maybe not.

[Drunken Cat]

My ex is crazy as hell.

But still, her opinions have value.

[Drunken Cat]