Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

I'm not a fighter though. I only trained for a short amount of time in MMA.

My MMA training was more helpful than my boxing training when I competed in amateur boxing though.

[Drunken Cat]

I have to get dressed and go meet the Chinese girl right now.

Why the hell did I drink whiskey?

[Drunken Cat]

I'm going to have a couple more sips.

I'll be honest with her if she asks. I might just tell her I drank a little outright.

How man fucks am I suppose to give?

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

As long as you are able to function as if you're not obviously drunk there shouldn't be an issue.

[Drunken Cat]

The date is going fine. She's in the bathroom. We are going to a bar now.

[Drunken Cat]

I just had the best date I ever had.

I think I just met my future ex wife.

[Derranged]

Derranged, you could go see a doctor, you know.

When you are injured, a doctor can help.

I was punched hard in the jaw once, and my ear hurt.

Just an idea.

You'll probably be okay. But if you are really in pain, seeing a doctor isn't a bad idea.

No I wasn't punched. This is something I've had many times before in the past.

[Drunken Cat]

And now I'm back in my room and I'm drinking and watching some more boxing.

It's 7am.

It's a national holiday in Japan today.

That is some great news.

I think I'm suppose to meet the Japanese girl later today.

I'd better drink up and watch some more boxing.

I feel like going and buying some whiskey.

[Drunken Cat]

[Drunken Cat]

****.

I like the Chinese girl.

My friend told me I'd better be kind to the Japanese girl.

He's like my best friend.

****.

I think I'm suppose to go out with them later.

****.

How does this happen?

What am I suppose to do?

I haven't had sexual relations with this woman yet.

Maybe I should go ahead and not do so.

And I think I'll tell her I'm not looking for a girlfriend right now.

And then, I'll contact the Chinese girl again. And have coffee.

****.

Why does this happen?