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  • Originally posted by Virgil Caine View Post
    I was just joking.

    I do recommend jumping off a 300 foot bridge with a Korean-Chinese girl, if you ever get the chance.

    I think I should also **** this said same girl, at the soonest opportunity.
    I have completely flew off the rails.

    I have been drunk as **** for days.

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    • **** days. I'm talking weeks.

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      • I want to **** every girl in the world.

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        • Originally posted by Virgil Caine View Post
          I was just joking.

          I do recommend jumping off a 300 foot bridge with a Korean-Chinese girl, if you ever get the chance.

          I think I should also **** this said same girl, at the soonest opportunity.
          I'm more a white girl kinda guy, sadly but you go for it Virgil .

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          • Rereading my posts, I really jumped off a 300 foot bridge to try to get laid?

            That's a bit nuts.

            It'd be nice if I made good on that.

            Yes, she is hot as hell.

            She is hot as hell, trust me on that.

            I need to make good on this.

            Bungy jumping was fun.

            I'm single, she's lonely, so why not.

            Nothing more than that.

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            • I went out with her right after that. I couldn't stop staring at her ass, when we walked up some stairs.

              I texted her recently.

              Imma text her again tomorrow.

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              • Watching Skyfall on the lager. Love Bond.

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                • I guess I should document this.

                  I called the girl earlier, she didn't answer.

                  I then texted her, and said I wanted to invite her to a party, in December.

                  My friend is having a party.

                  I said, I haven't seen you in so long, and I'd like you to come to this party, and invite anyone you wish.

                  And, if you aren't available, well, no pressure, but I hope I can see you soon.

                  This is a skinny girl with big ****.

                  She has a facebook photo of her recent trip to the phillipines with a bikini, and with nice ****.

                  I want her.

                  Come to butthead.

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