Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

I've ****ed Chinese girls.

But, I have a few crushes, on some really hot Chinese girls.

Chinese girls are indeed tough to crack.

****ing chinese girls.

[Drunken Cat]

Damn, another of my friends died yesterday. Off'd themselves, damn cheery lil fellow too. , pouring one out.

I'm sorry, man. Condolences.

I've had a couple of friends commit suicide.

That is not good at all.

I'm sorry, man, and I feel for you.

[Drunken Cat]

The best sex I ever had, was with a Chinese girl.

She rode me like I was a rented mule.

I don't know whether that analogy makes sense, and I don't care.

[Drunken Cat]

There are two Chinese girls, okay three, who are like the hottest girls you will ever see.

My friend is in bed with one, so let me say two.

But the other two are even hotter still.

I f'd one Chinese girl in this group.

Chinese girls are crazy.

But yes, these other two, are just super hot.

I'm trying, men.

I don't know if I'll get to bed them.

It'd be nice if I did.

[Drunken Cat]

Oh yeah, I just need to get them drunk.

Chinese girls are so hot.

But they are too clever.

They need dick, right?

One girl, I really want.

Correction, I want both of them.

[Drunken Cat]

I've been close before.

I'm not talking anything inappropriate.

If you guys saw these girls though, you would also consider them hot.

I don't understand Chinese girls.

I have ****ed a couple.

Then things turned bad.

It was enjoyable as long as it lasted.

I want these girls.

[Drunken Cat]

I know some hot girls, who I have always wanted to ****.

I'm still trying to crack open those nuts.

I have a sad notion, that they aren't going to be cracked.

They are really hot.

They are all Chinese.

And hot as hell.

I know some hot Japanese and European girls too.

The only problem is, I tend to be like, oh hi, long time no speak.

Oh, let me act like a raving drunken lunatic. Yeah, I'm a raving drunken lunatic.

Nice talking to you, though.

[Drunken Cat]

I'm going to **** my favorite Chinese girl, post a play by play on the drunk lang, and include pics.

[Drunken Cat]

She's lonely. How hard can it be?

[Drunken Cat]

I've always wanted her.

She is like 100 pounds with big ****.

Skinny girls with ****.

That is like the best type of girl.

The other one, is tall, with a great body.

Chinese girls are the best.

One girl at a time though.

My ADD is too bad, to try to focus on multiple girls.