Drunk Lang

[Rudyo]

Oh ok the titty glitter I went to a titty bar last night with my boy, got a lap dance and she had that glitter.


I walked back to where we were sitting and had glitter on my nose and cheeks I woke up and it was still there.



#Winning

Hahaha I HATE glitter, my girl like loves the ****. Therefore, I cannot escape the ****. Always finding glitter on my ****, in my hair and ****. Like im ****ing Prince or something... Hahaha musta been quite the lap dance.

[Beercules]

Hahaha I HATE glitter, my girl like loves the ****. Therefore, I cannot escape the ****. Always finding glitter on my ****, in my hair and ****. Like im ****ing Prince or something... Hahaha musta been quite the lap dance.

Man it was actually one of the best I've had, only had like 6 but this b*tch



She let me lick her tittys. I prob have glitter on my ****ing tongue

[Rudyo]

Man it was actually one of the best I've had, only had like 6 but this b*tch



She let me lick her tittys. I prob have glitter on my ****ing tongue

I've surprisingly never had a lap dance, perhaps because i've only gone to a strip club with girls or my girl. I just can't get over the whole room full of boners concept lol. Dirty ass Jersey titty bar eh? I don't think most here in Wisconsin let that kinda debauchery go down lol

Might want an STD test if you sat down on anything too long there Beer.

[Beercules]

I've surprisingly never had a lap dance, perhaps because i've only gone to a strip club with girls or my girl. I just can't get over the whole room full of boners concept lol. Dirty ass Jersey titty bar eh? I don't think most here in Wisconsin let that kinda debauchery go down lol

Might want an STD test if you sat down on anything too long there Beer.

It was a private booth thing. Prob could've banged her if I paid extra



Hey Jersey isn't that bad, sort of.

[Rudyo]

Hey Jersey isn't that bad, sort of.

C'Mon Now. You guys have Camden, and Chris Christie. Need I say more?

[Beercules]

C'Mon Now.

It really isn't! If you ever visit go to the beach, it's about an hour drive from me.

We have our ghettos and incredibly rich towns. I live 15 min away from NYC also, I just have to take a train and I'm in Manhatten, it's not bad at all.

[Rudyo]

I got some Honey Jack today, going dark liquor now.

[Beercules]

I got some Honey Jack today, going dark liquor now.

Pass dat doe. I don't have any hard liquor

[Rudyo]

Pass dat doe. I don't have any hard liquor

Get your ass to the liquor store. It's what almost 12:30 by you? lol

To be fair, I didn't go... I made my girl run to the store.... before she went to work... then run it back lol... Cold blooded *Dave Chapelle voice*

[Beercules]

Get your ass to the liquor store. It's what almost 12:30 by you? lol

To be fair, I didn't go... I made my girl run to the store.... before she went to work... then run it back lol... Cold blooded *Dave Chapelle voice*

I'm about to smoke out with my friend at the park.



Get the bail money ready, we'll get caught.


#FreeBeercules