Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

That girl called me again this morning asking me to buy her food.

This is almost getting sad.

I told her **** no.

Then I asked her if she can come over later.

I almost think she is ****ing sick in the head.

Maybe running with dangerous women has negative side effects.

She is a lawyer and she is really smart. That's part of the attraction.

But ****, she has some issues.

[Drunken Cat]

In all honesty, I'm just a sucker for a nice rack.

She's got that.

She is also smart and ****.

She's ****ing crazy though.

[El-blanco]

That girl called me again this morning asking me to buy her food.

This is almost getting sad.

I told her **** no.

Then I asked her if she can come over later.

I almost think she is ****ing sick in the head.

Maybe running with dangerous women has negative side effects.

She is a lawyer and she is really smart. That's part of the attraction.

But ****, she has some issues.

She's on a power trip, no broad making money should be asking a man to buy her ****.

[Drunken Cat]

This girl is ****ing nuts.

I think I'm about to become her mental health counselor instead of her 'boyfriend'.

[Drunken Cat]

I just got her to come over later today, by the way.

I don't know if this is worth it.

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

Happy Manglah Dah Stranglah Day Drank Lang. :manglah: :manglah:

[Drunken Cat]

That ***** still wants me to take her to dinner later.

I just want to get my hands on those ******* again.

**** it.

She is ****ing crazy.

I think I'm going to try calling up some other crazy girl I once ran with.

I haven't called her number for a while.

Maybe it'll be a nice detour, lol.

She probably won't answer though (I haven't talked to her in like a year. She's hot though. And has a nice rack. And is also crazy as hell).

Let me give this a go. A nice way to spend a Saturday morning (I've already got a beer going, btw).

[Drunken Cat]

Yeah, no answer. Who knows, maybe she'll call me back.

[PainfromUkraine]

Valentine's Day party...friends bailed out on me...had to go solo...total disaster....

5 vodkas
beer
2 VKs
Capt Morgan Dark
Jager Bombs

Not a touch drunk, miserable and aggressive as fuk...might have accidentally broke some ****'s arm who sat next to me and put his arm around my shoulder, instinctively twisted his arm...

[El-blanco]

Valentine's Day party...friends bailed out on me...had to go solo...total disaster....

5 vodkas
beer
2 VKs
Capt Morgan Dark
Jager Bombs

Not a touch drunk, miserable and aggressive as fuk...might have accidentally broke some ****'s arm who sat next to me and put his arm around my shoulder, instinctively twisted his arm...

Get used to it bro, after Walters smokes Loma, you'll be a drung Lang regular.